Tuesday, October 21, 2008

How about them Cowboys?

by Ben Smith
The Journal Gazette

And now for our weekly tackle-eligible shovel pass around the National Cowboys League, aka “If Jerry Jones And Al Davis Aren’t The Same Person, Why Do You Never See Them Together?”, aka “Hey, Didn’t You Used To Be Brad Johnson?”:

• Speaking of all things Cowboys, America’s Team continued to dress up like the Raiders and parade around. In this week’s installment, the Most Awesome Team In The National Football League (as voted on by the Cowboys) got pan-seared by the lowly Rams, 34-14. Johnson, filling in for Tony Romo, turned out to be creamy filling, throwing three picks. And Stephen Jackson down-cased the Dallas “D” to a “d.” In a related development, Jones denied he was Al Davis. Wade Phillips, meanwhile, denied he was Lane Kiffin.