More on the The Terrell Owens Clause

The NFL Players Association did a little something sneaky in the newest collective bargaining agreement. They stuck a clause in there that says no player can be deactivated Terrell Owens/Keyshawn Johnson-style for disciplinary reasons.

If the clause had been in place last year, the Eagles wouldn’t have had a choice but to keep the cancer on the roster. They also can’t make a guy give back a portion of his signing bonus for bad behavior. That can only happen if a guy is actually refusing to play football.

This is great news for dickbags in the NFL everywhere… go ahead, pour sugar in the offensive coordinator’s gas tank if you feel like you aren’t getting your touches.. The most they can do is deactivate you on a week-to-week basis, and they can’t touch your money. So if you want to steal Jeff Garcia’s jersey the night before a game, rip his name off the back sew “HOMO” there in its place, you can do just that.