A Rivalry Reborn: Dallas vs. Washington
Rivalry Reborn
Despite current NFL expectations and upcoming performances; there is only one game that is going to capture the attention of the nation:
Dallas v. Washington!
That's right! It's the big one! The whole kit-n-kabuddle, the whole 10 yards, the George Clinton and the return of the funk baby! The original superpowers coming back for another year of sibling rivalry and this time, it's serious!
Now, I now what you're saying. You're saying something along the lines of "Oh...it's not gonna be that important." "You're making it out to be more than what it is!" "It's just a game!" "I can't find my car keys..." Crap like that. But in the back of everyone’s minds, sleeping deep in the subconscious, a fat, cheese and buffalo wing eatin’, beer swiggin’ guy bouncing off the walls of your head. Why, because he is amped for the game of the century. After over 10 games of disgrace; over 10 consecutive losses; the Redskins were successful in defeating the Cowboys (not once, but twice); breaking their long trail of shame. And to add insult to injury, “word on the street” is that they are looking to repeat! The game is coming boys...
...So put your game faces on baby! Put down your work and pick up your remote! Get out of bed and get on the couch! Tune out your wife and turn up the T.V! Dallas or Washington! You decide baby! You decide!
Hollaback baby!
Despite current NFL expectations and upcoming performances; there is only one game that is going to capture the attention of the nation:
Dallas v. Washington!
That's right! It's the big one! The whole kit-n-kabuddle, the whole 10 yards, the George Clinton and the return of the funk baby! The original superpowers coming back for another year of sibling rivalry and this time, it's serious!
Now, I now what you're saying. You're saying something along the lines of "Oh...it's not gonna be that important." "You're making it out to be more than what it is!" "It's just a game!" "I can't find my car keys..." Crap like that. But in the back of everyone’s minds, sleeping deep in the subconscious, a fat, cheese and buffalo wing eatin’, beer swiggin’ guy bouncing off the walls of your head. Why, because he is amped for the game of the century. After over 10 games of disgrace; over 10 consecutive losses; the Redskins were successful in defeating the Cowboys (not once, but twice); breaking their long trail of shame. And to add insult to injury, “word on the street” is that they are looking to repeat! The game is coming boys...
...So put your game faces on baby! Put down your work and pick up your remote! Get out of bed and get on the couch! Tune out your wife and turn up the T.V! Dallas or Washington! You decide baby! You decide!
Hollaback baby!
posted by The Gryphon at 1:18 PM
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